FIRST DONATION RECIEVED!

That's right boys and girls, I'm a whole $5 closer to my dream of having a Jeep Wrangler! My very first donation comes from a very cool cat named Lauren Teso. Lauren was a summer intern with us at Valpo about 2 years ago. She comes back every now and again cuz she's super cool. She likes sunny days, chocolate chip cookies from our own Valpo Dining Services department, WWE Wrestling (seriously) and long walks on the beach - with or without a man, she's a modern woman. She also added that my plight "was the most hilarious thing I ever read". And while I appreciate the sentiments, I have to disagree. THIS is the most hilarious thing anyone has ever read! I must warn you though, some of the language is NSFW (Not Suitable for Work, for all you non-work-time-surfers out there).

But regardless, big hugs & kisses go out to Teso! As a totally unsuitable reward for her generosity, she is now a charter member of the street gang I will be starting called "The Wranglers". We'll be bigger and badder than the Bloods, Crypts or the Mexican Mafia (thank you History Channel's Gangland)! But instead of fighting with guns or knives, we'll dance our rivals away! Who knows, at some point, I might even create a logo for us that we can all go get tatoo'ed on our forearm!

You all should totally become charter members of "The Wranglers" too! But hurry - charter members have NO INITIATION RITUAL! This offer won't last! Click on the link on the right to DONATE NOW!