FIRE SALE!

OK, so I've always thought that the Sunburst Orange was the way to go with my Jeep Wrangler; however my love affair started with the Steel Blue (below), which incidentally, Jeep discontinued starting with model year 2009. I just figured by the time I got the $$ up to actually purchase one, I'd be out of luck finding one with low enough miles and in decent shape.

Well, hold the phone with one hand, and slap me on the ass with the other - there is one available now! Its just up north of Chicago a bit and it has relatively low miles, like 24k for a 2007.

My wife said if I can hit at least $200 in donations before this bitch sells (the Jeep, not my wife), then she may actually spot me the rest of the money I need for the down payment! See, she is richer than I am. And smarter. And better looking. OK, so right now, I have no idea why she's with me, but I'm sure glad she is!

She either:

• a) thinks I'm sexy (even without flowing locks of hair)
  
• b) wants to have another baby with me
• c) is trying to keep me indebted to her so she can hang it over my head
• d) is so tired of listening to me bitch about a Jeep Wrangler and embarassed with my online pan-handling that she just wants it all to stop

I personally don't care which, although I think its probably one or both of the last two.