I BROKE $100!

Well, I can't believe it, I finally broke $100! BIG thanks goes out to @stefany... who saw my plea in the twittersphere and THREW IN A HONKIN' $25.00! This was from a woman from Corpus Christi that I've never even met! I have "friends" and "family" who wouldn't even give me an "F-You" let alone $25! I think that @stefany either

• a) thinks I'm sexy
• b) wants to have my baby
• c) paid with a stolen credit card
• d) is just a "Groovy Chick" (as Greg Brady would say) that wants to help a guy who so desperately wants a Jeep Wrangler.

I'm pretty sure its not A or B, and I'm hoping to God its just D and not C! Well this is my little shout out to my new best friend @stefany... from Corpus Christi, TX. Now I have a real person to pray for next time the hurricanes hit!

If you are ever in America's armpit of Texas, make sure you think of @stefany... and remember, Texas isn't just full of gay cowboys, but generous, rockin' babes like @stephanie... I would totally give her business website a plug (trust me, its NOT dirty!), but I don't want you all to start stalking her. Leave that to me!