How far should I go???

OK, so there is a story here about a woman in Salt Lake City who took out a classified ad to give away a FREE Jeep Wrangler! Whoa! I want a Jeep Wrangler! My site is even IWantAFreeJeepWranger.blogspot.com! And FREE would be even better! But the catch... you have to marry her. Thankfully, the Wrangler is a '92 and I'm not a fan of Utah (is anyone?), otherwise my wife would be wise to not eat or drink anything I prepare for at least 6-8 months. So there is little doubt as to what she would do to get a husband, but what would I do to get a Jeep Wrangler?

My buddy Daniel suggested that i TOTALLY sell out (as if I haven't been trying to whore myself out enough with my friends) and try to get hooked up with one of those vehicle advertising companies. I'm to the point that I would LOVE to do that! Drive around all day and have them pay me a monthly stipend to be a slut for their product. I'd give out samples and talk them up real nice too. I googled it (yes, I used Google as a verb, I'm dangerous like that. I also run with scissors and swim immediately after eating. Jealous?). Its called "vehicle wrapping" or "wrap advertising". I could only find one site to sign up with that didn't charge a fee. I'd be a little scared at what I'd end up with, but hell, at this point, I might actually drive the Preparation H mobile. Perhaps I should start soliciting businesses directly? "For $2k this year, I'll drive around with my car decked out with your business!" Or maybe I take the NASCAR approach and sell multiple spots. If it works for those hillbillys, it should work for me too, right? I think I'm going to try to contact Tobasco. Look at that Sunburst Orange color and tell me it doesn't scream "hot sauce"!

Thoughts? Suggestions? Sponsors? Let me know!